Zombies and clowns

Minneapolis police have started arresting zombies after reports of clowns committing thefts -- in other states!

What is wrong with these people? Can't they tell the difference between a zombie and a clown? Clowns are much more scary looking.

On a more serious note: it isn't against the law to dress up in costume and have fun. Remember this when people tell you that if you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear from expanded police powers.